Three old grannies are on a park bench when a very attractive naked young man runs by in front of them.
The three old ladies, who hadn’t had action in decades, fixed their eyes on the handsome hunk and gasped.
Janice pressed her hand on her heart and said, “wow, that whippersnapper damn near gave me a heart attack.”
Edna, rubbing her neck, added, “I almost had an asthma attack!”
Mavis , still reaching in front of her, out of breath, exclaimed, “I almost had a stroke– but he was just out of my reach.”