Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making a lot of mistakes.
Suddenly his dad screams ” bitchss and asses!”
Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied ” aunts and uncles” Oh.
Next thing he hears is “dikks and pusiees!” Johnny asks ” what’s that mean?”
To which his dad replied ” uh coats and hats.
“Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the bathroom yelling ” fukking, fukk, fukk, Fukk”
” what does that mean dad?”
And his dad yells ” cut Johnny, it means cut!!!” Oh.
Next week is Thanks giving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says
” Hey bitchss and asses, hang your dikks and pussiees here, dad’s in the kitchen fukking the turkey.