An old Italian man goes to church for confession, he starts,
“Father forgive me for I have sinned.
During the war.
I hide a young Jewish girl in my cellar.
“That was a wonderful thing you did and needs no forgiveness”,
Said the priest.
“That’s not all, we struck up a romantic relationship,
We made love everyday and sometimes twice on Sundays.
The priest thought for a while then said.
“Those were difficult times, and things happen that otherwise wouldn’t,
You are forgiven my son.
The old man starts to leave , then turns and says,
“Should I tell her the wars over.