Typical Macho Man Married Good Looking Lady

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

“I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don’t expect any hassle from you.

I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner.

I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don’t you give me a hard time about it.

Those are my rules. Any comments?”

His new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me.

Just understand that there will be s*x here at seven o’clock every night…

whether you’re here or not.”

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